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Thanks Cats

by Eugene Tyler Band

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Longest day, record high, A midpoint that feels like the start of something new A man, he waits with no shade in sight On a Rutherford bench of chipped and fading blue When September comes, I'll fly out fast and straight With a fat stack of cash and all my new-found strength Longest day, I'm still high Think I'll quit the drink and flip to full-time bud But when the autumn sky opens wide It'll be tough to say no to a covered liquid lunch Turkey vultures circling low O'er a pile of spent tax dollars in a hole A little reflection could distill you down to a better light Like how the sun just makes you tired but the moon will let you run all night When September comes, I'll carve out a piece of myself Bury it, or crush it with a hammer. I can't tell When September comes, I'll be leaving I'll temper expectations when I'm gone Til then I can't help but dreaming It's nine o'clock and I've still got the sun There's a rock on a too-steep west-facing hill It's flat as a bench And it's there when I have time to kill
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Useless old names don't mean anything This hound only hounds after other pups' pee The shepherd just herds your inadequacy We're all sporting useless old names Me and my brothers, Gardner's all three Not bad at mowing, but can't raise a seed Not even a lousy bonsai tree All sporting useless old names My buddy's a Tyler, a friend to the death A monstrous picker, a phenom on frets But if this band goes south, he may lay tile yet So far, a useless old name She called me lover, I called her wife She took my name and we started a life Now it's all over, yet the checks that she signs Still bear my useless old name These city dogs lose all their utility Greyhounds on concrete can't gather speed Mountain dog stuck in Apartment 3 Lamenting his useless old name Useless old names don't mean anything This hound only hounds after other pups' pee The shepherd just herds your inadequacy We're all sporting useless old names
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It's hard enough to be something worth hating To build yourself up for the barbs Who'd be stupid enough to be something worth loving? To give it back and play the part? Cause now it's up to you to answer When you never should have made it this far Now it's up to you to answer It's easy enough, to find yourself wanting Lazy and selfish and cruel So when someone decides you're the one that they're wanting You can't help but think them a fool Now you're stuck without an answer As you feel your self-loathing encroach On what used to be an answer It's easy enough making excuses Pretending it's all in your head But pain is a guide rope, best if you use it Choose to be lonely instead It's the sting in your voice and the barb that I can't pull out Just scratch and delay the extra hand that's needed now It's easy enough to be something worth loving It ain't up to you to decide Who'd be stupid enough to choose to be nothing? To have love and let it die? No there'll never be an answer Just guesses and gut-checks and feints But who said you deserve an answer?
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A pint of nine percent'll do a number on an empty stomach And a slight from a lover hurts most when you don't see it coming There's a bar around the block that knows what I'm talking But they remember me from last time and tell me to just keep walking Cheap beer ain't cheap when you buy it by the case Sleeping in doesn't do a thing when you're staying out so late Feeding yourself the lie that you are what they ain't Cheap beer ain't cheap when you buy it by the case Eight or nine or ten'll do a number on an empty wallet But I'm feeling wrecktrospective, got some people on my mind who need calling Lucky for them the stupid engine's stalling I'm fuckin' Tom Petty, Bush Jr., parachuting, free falling Cheap beer ain't cheap when you buy it by the case Cheap is lying to them just to keep yourself contained "One of these days" becomes a refrain Cheap beer ain't cheap when you buy it by the case
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Birds - Live 06:39
t’s 4am, I done it again. Birds are chirping out my window and I should be out cold. You’d think with all these songs about wasting time, we’d start to know better. We never knew better. So much in bloom, spring came to soon. I’m thawing out. The going’s tough, but I’ll get there soon enough. Spent a season watching leafless silhouettes. I wish that they’d stay ugly. I’m not ready for ‘em yet. We’re young enough to hope, old enough to regret. Some friends are growing up, some are already dead. The spark is gone it seems, the excuse for every breath. One drink for every dream I kiss and then forget. Kiss and then forget. The pictures remind me of where I’m never at. There’s that one from Sebago, a smile and a bag. It was bought in a country I’ll never see with money I’ll never earn. And it’s no one’s fault but mine. I’m running low on hope, stocked up with regret. Feel like a fucking joke, but it sure beats being dead. A punch you never threw, a line left in the dirt. Well wake the fuck up son, it’s 5am and it’s time to get to fucking work.
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Sing some songs on the way, arrive a little late and pray That they're all tired of shaking hands The pool's dried up and stickball bats are back with their bristles No more empty endless cans Sneak off to an empty street, from here they can't smell Why I'm so quiet today One push hits too hard and one joke goes too far Just keep it in for mama's sake Stick to updates from your latest try to prove the whole world wrong And unenthusiastic calls of, "Go Yankees!" Been here a million times before, my aunt still shows me to the door Says, "Enjoy your pee and God Bless!" Through the window, Jen's in tears I pretended to understand for years For now I wonder what liquor's left Sneak into a bedroom, steal a book and try to tell Why we won't sit still today The hour's getting late, loaded heads and empty plates So wrap this up, I'm begging, please No more forced laughs, no more forced sighs No more shaking hands with brittle men Who look so tough and break so easily I wonder what liquor's left
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Rocky - Live 03:23
Stumblin along in a rocky park Two quarts of water and an empty heart Cuttin it close but it aint that far Least from here I feel like we could find it in the dark Slither away if you want to If you don't fear the drop Wither away cause you have to Cans of Coors are heavy but they sure taste sweet Had to haul em up above a slide release Findin our footin on uprooted trees One-eyed in the wild like we used to be Slither away if you want to If you don't fear the drop Wither away cause you have to Wipe em away if you want to Like you don't fear the drop Just try to stay where ya gone to Puffin in the morning in a rocky park I'm all out of water and my throat is raw But I hear a chuck and look up at a ledge so far Know I can't stand it when ya get a head-start Follow along if you want to If you don't fear the drop Don't believe the distance around you
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When I return what I have borrowed, and this old paper calendar is out of tomorrows, will it be run down and busted? Ridden to hard with the insides rusted? Seems the only obligation is to get where I'm going. Might already be there, there's no way of knowing. Fighting for strength as if it mattered, but a couple extra days don't replace what you've shattered. When I return what I have borrowed, will I find that the bottom the hill was hollow? I guess your eyes can deceive you. Your heart and your hand and your gut and your knees too. When she asks you how you're doing, say 'Never been better.' She offers you a hand, it feels good, so you let her. Open your eyes and hope it's behind you, but all it takes is two short steps to remind you. Can you believe we called it 'Training'? Just a couple days of aches and straining. Have the tops of the trees been trained for the breeze? When I return my lanky framework, will I get some relief or just the same hurt? Will the director throw his back out, curse me, feel guilty, make me pretty on my back now? Well the white tastes like piss, and the red tastes like cigs, but I swear to you that it ain't a crutch. But if it's only one hit, why's the lighter still hot to the touch? Can you believe we called it 'Training'? Just a couple days of aches and straining. Have the tops of the trees been trained for the breeze?
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A tall Rolling Rock on the roof, mini joint in the elevator room Talking to myself, circling the drain About time that I headed home, do a little work on these songs alone Forgetting my own lesson, as I walk to the train Never get high before commuter rail Hit the street and it's past everyone, step in a puddle of piss with my laces undone I 'bout had enough I like to eavesdrop on passersby, maybe that's the reason why I talk so low, when I should be speaking up Never get high before commuter rail Wait til I get my money right, but don't hold your breath Cause there's birds pecking at cigarette butt guts Speaking of, that butt is wet There's a provolone stink and florescent lights A hundred gnarled necks and crooked spines Headphones broke, and batteries bout to die The window's cold and the seat is warm The sweet pale yellow of a five-minute storm before dusk I 'bout had enough Never get high before commuter rail Never get high before commuter rail

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Recorded live at some of the very last shows of 2020. Play it loud.

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released June 25, 2021

Eugene Gardner - Vocals, guitar, mandolin
Daniel Tyler - Guitar, banjo
Marc Jaffee - Upright bass, vocals

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